"Kennedizine" SH*T Bags, 4 Rolls

60 plant-based, leak-proof bags. Timed perfectly with Cyclospora Summer and the worst measles outbreak in 35 years. A thoughtful gift for pet owners, hospital workers, and the scientific community who still believe in germ theory.

• Responsible Sourcing: Made at a BSCI-certified facility from PBAT + PLA + Cornstarch, these pet waste bags are top quality, soft to the touch, and environmentally responsible.
• Extra Thick & Leak Proof: Durable design ensures no mess and no leaks—perfect for even the toughest clean-ups. 
• Generous Size: At 9″x13″, these bags are large enough to cover your hand for sanitary cleanup.
• Reliable & Practical: Designed for responsible dog owners who value quality and lowbrow art masquerading as consumer staple good.
• Many Uses, Much Solidarity: Ideal for kitchen compost bins, messy diapers, walks in the park or while traveling, fitting easily into your daily routine and lifestyle. Refill your dispenser or gift them to friends. White elephant gifts have never been this cool!