"Stable Genius" SH*T Bags, 4 Rolls

60-Count, Leak Proof, and Ultra Durable

These premium pet waste bags are thick, leak-proof, and large enough for any breed. A must-have for responsible dog owners, these most presidential bags take the worst part of pet ownership and make it great again! Every Karen and Ken in your neighborhood will know you've moved on from culture war politics to assail the broligarchy. Congratulations, comrade!  

• Responsible Sourcing: Made at a BSCI-certified facility from PBAT + PLA + Cornstarch, these pet waste bags are top quality, soft to the touch, and environmentally responsible.
• Extra Thick & Leak Proof: Durable design ensures no mess and no leaks—perfect for even the toughest clean-ups. 
• Generous Size: At 9″x13″, these bags are large enough to cover your hand for sanitary cleanup.
• Reliable & Practical: Designed for responsible dog owners who value quality and lowbrow art masquerading as consumer staple good.
• Many Uses, Much Solidarity: Ideal for kitchen compost bins, messy diapers, walks in the park or while traveling, fitting easily into your daily routine and lifestyle. Refill your dispenser or gift them to friends. White elephant gifts have never been this cool!