"The Deuce" SH*T Bags, 4 Rolls

The Deuce (aka #2, Maybelline Menace) 60-Count, Leak Proof, and Ultra Durable

These premium pet waste bags are thick, leak-proof, and large enough for any breed, but not so large as to shroud you from his duplicitous nature. Once full, the familiar face of a lackey for whom nobody voted, finally finds his purpose. Resistance has never smelled so righteous. Hide your couches. 

• Responsible Sourcing: Made at a BSCI-certified facility from PBAT + PLA + Cornstarch, these pet waste bags are top quality, soft to the touch, and environmentally responsible.
• Extra Thick & Leak Proof: Durable design ensures no mess and no leaks—perfect for even the toughest clean-ups. 
• Generous Size: At 9″x13″, these bags are large enough to cover your hand for sanitary cleanup.
• Reliable & Practical: Designed for “childless cat ladies,” (his words, not ours) who value quality containment and lowbrow art masquerading as consumer product, these bags are printed on the outside for kitty litter cleanup. 
• Many Uses, Much Solidarity: Ideal for kitchen compost bins, messy diapers, walks in the park or while traveling, fitting easily into your daily routine and lifestyle. Refill your dispenser or gift them to friends. White elephant gifts have never been this cool