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SH*T Bag by Smolotov / Political Satire + Pet Care = ❤️💩👜

"SH*T Bag by Smolotov is a premium pet waste bag company, combining political satire and pet care. Designed for responsible pet owners who care about democracy, quality, and sustainability, these pet waste bags help make the world a little less shitty.

SH*T Bag is a critique disguised as convenience; performance art carried in your pocket. This product is not subtle. The brand name itself, a portmanteau of 'small' and 'molotov,' reflects a philosophy that small actions can create meaningful impact.

Our premium pet waste bags are made of PBAT + PLA + Cornstarch at a certified fair-trade and BSCI-compliant manufacturer in China to TÜV AUSTRIA’s OK HOME COMPOST standards. Our bags are thick, leak-proof, and large enough for any breed.

Smolotov has taken the worst part of pet ownership and made it great again. The revolution will not be stepped on!"

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CUSTOMER FAQS

Is this actually compostable?

Yes. Industrial composting in 90 days, certified to ASTM D6400. In a backyard pile it will take a few months, depending on heat, humidity, and soil microbial biome. We are honest about that.

Is the artwork printed on the inside or outside of the bag?

Stable Genius and Kennedizine are printed on the inside of the bags, so customers can realize another joke on cleanup… that these guys are full of SH*T! The Deuce is printed on the outside of the bag, because we wanted to create a bag for cat-owners to participate in the movement. Stable Genius includes 4-unique faces–1 on each roll of bags. Smug, for a leader who’s never been held accountable. Rage, for 2:00am Truth Social posts. Constipated, for a diet of fast-food. And Sleepy, for all the cabinet meetings he can’t be bothered to stay awake.

Will my dog walker think I'm insane?

Quite possibly, yes. We've heard from several customers whose walkers asked for their own carton. We've taken the worst part of pet ownership and made it great again!

Is this a novelty bag or a real one?

A real one. Plant-based film, 9″ × 13″, leak-tested three times, sixty to a box. The joke is printed on it, not built into it.